Cum hum 

When a promiscuous female (or homosexual male) has had semen ejaculated into their mouth/vagina/anus so many times by many different partners that the area begins to smell like old sperm.

"Mate I took Scarlet home last night..."

"Ouch! How'd it go?"

"Not good, she had a wicked case of cum hum..."

"Not good then?"

"Oh God no, I thought I was going to throw up on her and end up churning her butter!"

Cum hum by MattyHavoc January 31, 2012

Cum hum 

When a female (or homosexual male) has had so much sperm ejaculated inside of them (anus, mouth or vagina) that these areas actually smell like old sperm.

"Oh man, I took Scarlet home last night."

"How was it?"

"Terrible, she had a wicked case of cum hum."

"Oh man, that's horrific."

"Tell me about it, I almost threw up."

Cum hum by MattyHavoc January 31, 2012

Cum Hum 

When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.

"How'd last night go Ray?"

"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"

"Classic Ray"

Cum Hum by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019

Cum-humbler

Verb- When you are receiving fellatio and right before ejaculation, the person sucking shoves two fingers in your ass while folding your legs up over your head and making you cum in your own face.

That slippery bitch had me folded over giving me a cum-humbler before I even knew what was happening.

Past tense- I almost lost an eye when that ungrateful snatch cum-humbled me.

Cum-humbler by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

cum humphrey 

The gargling of jizz immediately following a blowjob over the blowee's dick in a bubbly, spitty manner accompanied by a forceful neigh. (Picture a blower with a mouthful of dick and freshly erupted jizz imitating precisely the sound of an excited horse.)

Dude, my girl cum humphreyed me so loud last night that the neighbors phoned local authorities. I had jizz spattered all over my Tommy Hilfigers.

cum humphrey by P. Sniffer May 8, 2008

cum humper 

when some one jacks off whit there own semen

DUDE! jack is such a cum humper

cum humper by 4lph4 May 21, 2015

cumhumppance

Fucking that bitch just like she deserves!

Dude: Man! Did Cindy stand you up again on Saturday?
Man: Yeah, but that bitch will get her cumhumppance soon enough.
Dude: Sweet.

cumhumppance by Glee sucks October 23, 2009