Culturefags...
*Are always found at an upscale
coffee place at midnight.
*Are in college, or age 20-30.
*Have mostly friends who are not their own
race.
*Have "arty" jobs, like musician, actor, artist, etc. or work in places that serve food, like waiter, barista,
chef, etc.
*Are loud and obnoxious.
*Follow all the latest trends.
*Talk "cool" and always know the "hippest"
slang and gestures.
*Spend serious
time every morning making their hair look “cool.”
*Go out to
eat at least four times a week.
*Have at least 1000 songs on their iPods.
*Live in new-age condos or apartments.
*Pretend to be super-
democrat to impress others, but usually they couldn’t care less.
*Invade and take over your neighborhood restaurants which you go to on a regular basis because they read about it or something.
*Have long sideburns (male only).
*Are attracted to
men only for looks/sex (female only).
*Are stupid enough to buy condos in the middle of an industrial district.
You all know who I’m talking about! THOSE people!
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