Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person.
A mysterious piece of furniture allegedly handcrafted by overenthusiastic “design geniuses” named Bruno, usually French, who insist it’s avant-garde when in reality it’s just uncomfortable and morally confusing.
Rumor has it the Cuck Chair is a limited-edition model from the secret Kool Klubs Klub, where everyone pretends they understand “modern design” but secretly wonders if they’ve just been pranked by IKEA.
A devastating sexual act in which a man sits in a chair beside the bed and watches his wife get pounded until her organs liquify. This liquid is then extracted from the anus and typically serves as a replacement for jelly in a PB&J. (For better texture, use chunky peanut butter)
Husband: Yeah, I watched my wife get pounded from the Detroit Cuck Chair.