Cucamongas

A term describing a women's breasts who inhabits the Rancho Cucamonga area of southern California. (usualy large)

Man did you see the Cucamongas on that girl.

Cucamongas by Gnik Nave July 17, 2011

Cucamongaloid 

A resident of Rancho Cucamonga, California.

Luke moved inland because of his job. He's a Cucamongaloid now.

Cucamongaloid by Rob in the 'Hood January 18, 2010

Rancho Cucamonga High School 

If you dont have a hydroflask, jesus sandals, a straw hat dont come to school. Also dont criticizethe rallies or ASB or Student Achievement will get on your butt about it.

Rancho cucamonga high school loves church

Rancho Cucamonga High School by RanchoBOi August 30, 2018

Cucamongous 

Definition #1: A disease contracted in "the hood" whilst having intercourse with a "ratchet" "hoodrat".

Definition #2: A generic term to identify a grotesque disease.

Example Definition #1:
Person #1: Hey, did you hear about Jigaboo Jones having sex with Susie Rottencrotch?

Person #2: Yeah, I heard that nigga got cucamongous.

Example Definition #2:
Person #1: Hey bro, I got something on my lip. Can you see what it is?

Person #2: That shit look like cucamongous, bruh! Get yo ass away from me!

Cucamongous by The Spectre July 10, 2014

RANCHO CUCAMONGA 

Rancho Cucamonga is a very new, suburban and beautiful city, with a bad reputation only because it happens to be in the infamous 909. It is nestled at the foothills of the San Bernardino Mountains about an hour Southeast of LA. Many people that live here are white, have lots of money, and have children that spend it all. You can't get any home here for under $800,000. It's a great place to raise a family, seeing as everything worth visiting in Southern California is within about an hour or two and there are plenty of schools, parks (a new central park that should be in Beverly Hills), every single store you can think of and plenty of restaurants. The doctor for the WWF lives here, and Snoop Dogg lives about 10 minutes away.

There is a huge mall that just got built in Rancho located on the East Side (Etiwanda) that everyone calls the VG. If you have a nice car, (ie. Porsche, Ferarri etc.) you will probably drive it through this mall to show it off. Going to the mall is pretty much all the high school students have to do, other than partying, drinking, working on their cars, going to In-n-Out, Starbucks or shopping. Rancho is also full of Bro's with lifted trucks, Emo kids, plenty of really made up high school girls with Dior sunglasses and fake LV's, (especially ones that go to the three high school crammed within 5 miles of each other), Punkers, White trash that drive Hummers and Abercrombie and Hollister kids. If you don't drive a Mercedes or a BMW, know what Harvard on the Hill is, know what you do at the top of Haven, have gotten a ticket for jay-walking or have partied at the Haven Estates, you don't belong in Rancho. Sorry.

1: Where are you from?

2: Rancho Cucamonga

1: Isn't that the city from Next Friday and Bring it on?

2: Yes, and it is a real place!

RANCHO CUCAMONGA by anonymous12345 December 28, 2005

cucamonga cracka killa's 

On Next Friday, when Ice Cube is staying at Rancho Cucamonga (rich suburbs in S.California).
Cube's basketball team; for the purpose of burning Cracka.

To Faggot Cracka Postal Dude: 'I play for the Cucamonga Cracka Killa's.

cucamonga cracka killa's by Diego September 27, 2003

cucamonga 

Another word for coochie or pussy

Her cucamonga was good last night.

cucamonga by Romeo777 April 5, 2022