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Get the Csongi Stanka mug.Congi Reptile Tweeple. First defined by Dr Subramainan Swamy. They are those slimy twitter users who crawl out of city sewers who abuse Dr Swamy & his patriotic followers for Rs 100/tweet. They are usually hired by Vishkanya goons.
Hey look there goes fatso CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) G Surya & Joydas! Wonder how they crawl back into the sewer after tweeting trash for Rs 100.
by ugra July 3, 2012
Get the CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) mug.All those servile dynasty-worshipping cretins of India with an IQ that matches your shoe-size. Seeing them would absolutely convince you why in English 'Congress' means a group of Baboons. They prostrate to the first family of India and shit bricks at the mention of words-'Modi or Swamy'. Either they're in this racket for money or slavery is hard-wired into their faulty genes.
They are so imbecile that some morons even think Sonia Gandhi is a grand daughter of Mahatma Gandhi. When asked to bend they usually crawl. Their sycophancy to that dago queen and her shit-for-brains son can put even the courtiers of Kind Canute to shame. They yak about India building (Bharat Nirman) but most can't even point India in the world map. These dhimmi morons also get masochistic delight when dodgy Indian neighbour called Pakistan orchestrates terror attacks on Indian soil or wallops Indian ass. (that helps being 'inclusive').
In most countries you see statutes of PMs but here they even elected a statue as Indian PM. If you attack them verbally they call it 'abusing' (what happened to good old choir boys!) and instantaneously brand you a 'Sanghi'. They honestly believe 26/11 attacks on India were a part of RSS conspiracy just like the batshit crazy loons who believe 9/11 was a Zionist conspiracy. Their political ideology is very clear: left is right and right is wrong.
All in all people who are dead from the neck up and sometimes also from the waist down.
They are so imbecile that some morons even think Sonia Gandhi is a grand daughter of Mahatma Gandhi. When asked to bend they usually crawl. Their sycophancy to that dago queen and her shit-for-brains son can put even the courtiers of Kind Canute to shame. They yak about India building (Bharat Nirman) but most can't even point India in the world map. These dhimmi morons also get masochistic delight when dodgy Indian neighbour called Pakistan orchestrates terror attacks on Indian soil or wallops Indian ass. (that helps being 'inclusive').
In most countries you see statutes of PMs but here they even elected a statue as Indian PM. If you attack them verbally they call it 'abusing' (what happened to good old choir boys!) and instantaneously brand you a 'Sanghi'. They honestly believe 26/11 attacks on India were a part of RSS conspiracy just like the batshit crazy loons who believe 9/11 was a Zionist conspiracy. Their political ideology is very clear: left is right and right is wrong.
All in all people who are dead from the neck up and sometimes also from the waist down.
Congress is having a rally at Delhi how the hell are they gonna gather crowds? Worry not pal Congis are always ready to fill up for 3 Dollars a day.
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Get the Congi mug.The region located between the thumb and index finger. When you make an L with your thumb and index finger the part where the right angle is made, is the congina. It hurts when you pinch it. It is often brought up in conversations that involve wenis and wagina.
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