Csongi
Csongi by The opinionated July 1, 2020
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Csongi Stanka
Csongi Stanka is the perfect man. So you won't find a kinder, funnier, more correct, kind-hearted, reliable, cuter, sexier man in this world. He's a great man, friend, couple, perfect driver, cook, perfect pet owner (he's also very good in bed). He's extra helpful, you can always count on him. I feel 100% safe when I am with him. He is a great date planner, he arranges the best dates, he is an incredible romantic. He has so much cuteness to surprise me, I'm sure there's endless more cuteness I don't even know about. If I'm in a bad mood, he can cheer me up from 250km away. He's very muscular, he's got arms like wow, unbelievable. I love this man so much and I never want to lose him, he means so much to me (everything), I miss him every day because I am madly in love with him, I am incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful man by my side, I can't be thankful enough, I want to spend my life with him and beyond. All I can say is that he is a miracle.
Csongi Stanka by cicaslanyniki December 24, 2023
CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple)
Congi Reptile Tweeple. First defined by Dr Subramainan Swamy. They are those slimy twitter users who crawl out of city sewers who abuse Dr Swamy & his patriotic followers for Rs 100/tweet. They are usually hired by Vishkanya goons.
Hey look there goes fatso CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) G Surya & Joydas! Wonder how they crawl back into the sewer after tweeting trash for Rs 100.
CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) by ugra July 3, 2012
Congi
All those servile dynasty-worshipping cretins of India with an IQ that matches your shoe-size. Seeing them would absolutely convince you why in English 'Congress' means a group of Baboons. They prostrate to the first family of India and shit bricks at the mention of words-'Modi or Swamy'. Either they're in this racket for money or slavery is hard-wired into their faulty genes.
They are so imbecile that some morons even think Sonia Gandhi is a grand daughter of Mahatma Gandhi. When asked to bend they usually crawl. Their sycophancy to that dago queen and her shit-for-brains son can put even the courtiers of Kind Canute to shame. They yak about India building (Bharat Nirman) but most can't even point India in the world map. These dhimmi morons also get masochistic delight when dodgy Indian neighbour called Pakistan orchestrates terror attacks on Indian soil or wallops Indian ass. (that helps being 'inclusive').
In most countries you see statutes of PMs but here they even elected a statue as Indian PM. If you attack them verbally they call it 'abusing' (what happened to good old choir boys!) and instantaneously brand you a 'Sanghi'. They honestly believe 26/11 attacks on India were a part of RSS conspiracy just like the batshit crazy loons who believe 9/11 was a Zionist conspiracy. Their political ideology is very clear: left is right and right is wrong.
All in all people who are dead from the neck up and sometimes also from the waist down.
They are so imbecile that some morons even think Sonia Gandhi is a grand daughter of Mahatma Gandhi. When asked to bend they usually crawl. Their sycophancy to that dago queen and her shit-for-brains son can put even the courtiers of Kind Canute to shame. They yak about India building (Bharat Nirman) but most can't even point India in the world map. These dhimmi morons also get masochistic delight when dodgy Indian neighbour called Pakistan orchestrates terror attacks on Indian soil or wallops Indian ass. (that helps being 'inclusive').
In most countries you see statutes of PMs but here they even elected a statue as Indian PM. If you attack them verbally they call it 'abusing' (what happened to good old choir boys!) and instantaneously brand you a 'Sanghi'. They honestly believe 26/11 attacks on India were a part of RSS conspiracy just like the batshit crazy loons who believe 9/11 was a Zionist conspiracy. Their political ideology is very clear: left is right and right is wrong.
All in all people who are dead from the neck up and sometimes also from the waist down.
congina
The region located between the thumb and index finger. When you make an L with your thumb and index finger the part where the right angle is made, is the congina. It hurts when you pinch it. It is often brought up in conversations that involve wenis and wagina.
congina by Anairbagels December 20, 2009
chonging
chonging by chongchingchow November 28, 2019
Chonging Turd
Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!
Chonging Turd by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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