Crushing Guts

Crushing Guts is a time honored tradition practiced by males, dating back to the Stone Age. It is the act of fucking the shit out of a woman. You start out by easing your rock hard shaft into her battered vagina. Just ease it in, nice and slow. You do not want to rush it. After your cock is covered with her slimy cooze you can slowly start to pound it.. (remember: take it slow) in.... out..... in.... out... in.. (slowly getting faster) out.. in. out.in.out By this time you should be pounding her pussy like an industrial strength jackhammer. No mercy.... You scream - "Oh no, I can't hold it any longer!! Ugghaahhh.. Ooo!!!" After your ball-sac explodes like Hiroshima, her guts will feel like they've just gone through a meat grinder. I guarantee: She love you long time.

Broham, how was last night with that Cougar?

It was awesome brah! I was crushing guts all night long.

Crushing Guts by jdpower August 14, 2010

Crushing Guts

Another term for sex or fucking. Going too deep and bottoming out in a chick.... or a dude if your a faggot.

(chick) "Just the thought of you inside me crushing guts makes me wet" (guy) You are welcome!

Crushing Guts by HBK and Jimmy January 7, 2011

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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