Long haired hippie who talks about the Grateful Dead like it's their religion. There is only one crunch master and that is the professional dab smoker, and the advice giver of drugs. The crunch master will not turn down mushrooms.

When a man uses excel to model an investment, performing simple modifications on formulas to make a return, and produce a golden "nugget".

when you have a little fling going for someone

To creep out on someone, derived from the infamous sketchy rave character Captain Crunch

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.

A term used in Overwatch to describe the point in a match where a player/team is popping off against the opposing team during overtime, often resulting in victory.

something you slip into a sentence like a roofie into a drink at the local pub