Long haired hippie who talks about the Grateful Dead like it's their religion. There is only one crunch master and that is the professional dab smoker, and the advice giver of drugs. The crunch master will not turn down mushrooms.
"Listening to some Umphreys? So crunchy bro"

"Spencer is the crunch master!"

"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
by Ruckus maine March 28, 2016
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When a man uses excel to model an investment, performing simple modifications on formulas to make a return, and produce a golden "nugget".
DR: "Weiner, you are so good at valuing real estate."
JW: "It's what I do. I work it 'til I know it'll crunch-nuggets."
by MintinMoney March 30, 2011
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when you have a little fling going for someone
haley: who's that?

lauren: oh thays carson i have a crunch on him
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To creep out on someone, derived from the infamous sketchy rave character Captain Crunch
Ew, that creep with the one-eyed stare is starting to crunch out on all the young girls, trying to give them all free hugs.
by 12er McLush April 12, 2011
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When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.
I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.
by MillerLite6969 March 09, 2019
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A term used in Overwatch to describe the point in a match where a player/team is popping off against the opposing team during overtime, often resulting in victory.
Hotba went into crunch time against the London Spitfire, allowing the NYXL to clutch the 2nd map.
by Mortem0re February 08, 2020
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something you slip into a sentence like a roofie into a drink at the local pub
those crunch words really make my essay look bad I think i need another drink
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