Much like brunch which is the merging of Breakfast and Lunch, this is the merger of Cranky and Lunch when your child joins you for a lunch whilst overtired.
I don’t recommend you join us for Crunch today. Our child hasn’t slept.
by Expecting84 May 19, 2019
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When you're doing your girl and you eat her out, and you hear a loud sound.

When u pull out a crunch bar in class.
by White boi69 September 26, 2019
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The crunch and crux of the match was when Pau Gassol made a basket in the last minute.
by Carli9 February 05, 2017
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To make impure, molest, destroy innocence, break hymen.
Crunch-a-tize me cap'n.
I am gonna crunch-a-tize that thot during breakfast!
by Concerned Elder April 25, 2021
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The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.
"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
by shmek October 26, 2017
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Uptight annoying abrasive asswipe who complains about insignificant things
That dude complained his ice cream is too cold ... what a crunch butt!
by BillyBaroo June 30, 2018
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The extra weight one puts on from working extended long hours for an employer.
I still have my crunch coat from my last project.
by CyberGolem December 28, 2009
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