A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.
by cheesygrins February 17, 2010
by Bradly J. mitchell October 24, 2007
An extremely promiscuous woman, a slapper, a slut, often has STDs, will have intercourse with most men, will administer oral sex to all men.
She's a crumpet.
by Diulailomo April 4, 2004
by pea123456 February 6, 2013
Small creatures that live primarily under couches and beds. They resemble cotton balls or soot balls or dust bunnies, although any smallish and round object with eyes and legs may be referred to as a crumpet. Most have stick-like arms and legs without knees or elbows. Crumpets are generally non-gender specific. Most people are unaware of their existence.
As I was eating my plate of crumpets, one tried to escape and I had to stab him with my fork as he ran across the table.
by Goobermaster January 19, 2005
"Dude, i got four fingers into her crumpet"
"Yeah, the crumpet was a little hairy, but she had a nice rack..."
"Yeah, the crumpet was a little hairy, but she had a nice rack..."
by Chode Master September 6, 2003
Someone who is fat and greasy and leaves a big stain of grease on someone or something if she or she touches it.
by FannyMay August 29, 2009