Crumb Slut

An ant.

I just fought off a horde of crumb sluts from a pizza box in the garage to recycle something.

Crumb Slut by RGB773 August 30, 2022

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crumb slut

An inexperienced person that trades sexual favors for dope at a discounted rate. A shard whore in training.

Yo man, this crumb slut just blew me for a bowl pack. At that rate I think I will keep her for the weekend!

crumb slut by ItsMe78 July 30, 2023

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crumb slut

a person, typically a woman, who is a slut for crumbs

UGHHHHH IM SUCH A CRUMB SLUT I WANT YOUR FAT LOAD OF CRUMB DRIPPING OUT OF ME

crumb slut by apple grapetato June 11, 2021

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Crumb Slut

The term used when an individual drops down to their hands and knees in order to scan the floor for fallen crumbs of crack cocaine. Often the individual will find other things that resemble crack cocaine but are most definitely not.

"I couldn't believe this Crumb Slut the other night, she was surfing the carpet like crazy but there wasn't a single chunk at all".

Crumb Slut by RyderWyld July 8, 2024

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crumbslut

A crackhead looking for tokes intensively on the floor while sucking off the crack dealer

I couldn't believe that crumbslut Ashley actually found that toke

crumbslut by anonymous August 20, 2024

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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