cruise missile 

An american weapon system smarter than the american president

cruise missile by Ray September 20, 2003

Cruise Missile 

A "cruise missile is a fat joint, blunt, spliff, hogleg. A very potent strain of marijuana has been named after the insane actor. If you smoke a cruise missle you will get stupid high just like Tom.

I was laughing like a manic after we smoked a cruise missile.

Cruise Missile by DanTX April 8, 2008

Cruise Missile 

1. After foreplay but before sex a man stands on the end of the bed whilst the woman lies on the bed, usually underneath him. The man then lets a cry, usually CRUISE MISSILE or KAMIKAZE and then jumps onto the woman aiming to conduct sexual intercourse at a heightened velocity.

2. A type of weapon employed by armed forces to take out enemy instillations at a long to medium range.

1. Man 1: Hey man I totally cruise missiled my girlfriend last night.

Man 2: Is that why you're walking funny today and you have a black eye?

Man 1: Totally worth it.

2. General: Privates this is a cruise missile. You will be working with this for most of your army career.

Private: Hey that reminds me, I'm seeing my girlfriend tonight.

Cruise Missile by Jenno18 July 28, 2010

cruise missile 

a badly programmed ballistic weapon used to indiscriminantly target innocent civilians under the impression of high-tech, high-precision warfare.

"That cruise missile just hit Bulgaria"

cruise missile by brit March 26, 2003

cruise missile 

a gay warhead

look at that bent bastard cruising around Baghdad

cruise missile by www.fulep.com April 19, 2004

cruise missile 

As above. Could well come from the same drawing board as some other cute and cuddly incendiary devices from the good ole USA - namely, Napalm, A Bombs and Ford Pintoes.

"cruise missiles - programmed to dessimate innocent iraqi citiz....uhhm urr....military targets!"

cruise missile by Schteve April 1, 2003

Cruise missile 

Any action film starring Tom Cruise.

This weekend Amy and I went to see the latest Cruise missile. Man, that dude is so intense.

Cruise missile by Partsdriver August 4, 2022