crud monkey 

A south-county term for poop on a stick.

"Ah crud monkey, I sharted"
"Cletus get that crud monkey outta yer mouth!"

crud monkey by jraek May 14, 2009

Crud Monkey 

mass produced monkeys that have no intelligence higher than room temperature. have no social cues or clue as to what manners are. loud obnoxious viles of waste.

EVERYTIME, I hold the door for the other person but when its a dumb spic they want to act entitled like a crud monkey.

Crud Monkey by HEHU*H June 14, 2021

crud monkey 

A generic programmer whose job revolves around create, read, update and delete, aka CRUD

95% of programmers are just useless crud monkeys, dumb crud monkey

crud monkey by Homeless Chicken December 22, 2022