Croucher

croucher

The somewhat inconvenient convenience encountered in developing countries (and tragically, still in some developed ones too): a toilet where there is not much more than a hole in the floor framed by a metal or ceramic slab.

Therefore, for westerners, if one finds oneself in need of a number 2 then some important decisions need to be made regarding lower thigh strength, flexibility, clothing removal logistics and just necessity.

“I wanted to use the toilets at that last service station but they only had crouchers so I decided to hold it in until we get home.”

by Stivchik February 21, 2018

Croucher

A croucher is a person who crouches under swings at night playing a cello because he is a homo with no friends.

Oh look at that croucher his instrument is bigger than him.

by Croucher hater August 24, 2009

Croucher

1.) A guy who has blisters on his knees from giving prison guards blowjobs.

2.) A guy who's instrument is bigger than him, eg, double bass or Cello.

3.) A homeless guy who crouches under a swing or slide at a playground.

Lol check out that Croucher at the town basin! Hahaha!

Hey, that guy is smaller than his instrument! What a Croucher!

Check out those knees! Croucher!

by dshgjhsdjghjsdhjg August 31, 2009

Croucher

When You fuck your cousin and have a big forehead.

Ew You're a Croucher!

by LukieTarantino April 24, 2017

corner croucher

person who plays a FPS game like Call of Duty and resorts to crouching in a corner for long periods of time so that they can easily shoot anyone who passes by; also known as a camper

Watch out for the corner croucher behind the tank! He hasn't moved from that spot during the entire match.

by broken spirit January 27, 2009

Croucher Humour

The lowest form of lame humour. The kind of humour only funny to one self.

"I've been told i lost weight." Croucher-"Where did you lose it"

croucher humour

by croucherhumour February 19, 2010