crotch pot

When it is so hot outside that a girl can cook a ham in her pants... like a crock pot could.

It's so hot outside I feel like a crotch pot! I could cook a ham in my pants!

by Van Mad August 10, 2006

crotch-pot

n. - a girl that has a very loose vagina

Hey Tim, that girl I had over last night was a total crotch-pot! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by jasonsoodaikiss December 14, 2013

When smoking a lot of weed and getting a blow job right afterwards.

Bob: Hey Bill what did you do last night.
Bill: OOH me and the misses were cooking something in the good`ol crotch pot.

When it is so hot outside that a man's pants become a boiling pot for his nuts.

It's so hot outside that Jack says his nuts are doin' a lil crotch pot cookin'!

by Jon (943) July 11, 2008

The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.

Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.

by Pooh02 January 3, 2009