crotch pot

When it is so hot outside that a girl can cook a ham in her pants... like a crock pot could.

It's so hot outside I feel like a crotch pot! I could cook a ham in my pants!

by Van Mad August 10, 2006

Crotch Pot

When smoking a lot of weed and getting a blow job right afterwards.

Bob: Hey Bill what did you do last night.
Bill: OOH me and the misses were cooking something in the good`ol crotch pot.

by Hello my names "Jake!" January 19, 2014

Crotch pot

When a guy goes down on a woman and his saliva mixes with her pussy juices it becomes crotch pot.

After Warren went down on Lynn she said his face smelled like crotch pot.

by Fiona Red November 12, 2025

crotch-pot

n. - a girl that has a very loose vagina

Hey Tim, that girl I had over last night was a total crotch-pot! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by jasonsoodaikiss December 13, 2013

Crotch Pot Cookin'

When it is so hot outside that a man's pants become a boiling pot for his nuts.

It's so hot outside that Jack says his nuts are doin' a lil crotch pot cookin'!

by Jon (943) August 2, 2008

crotch pot cooking

The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.

Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.

by Pooh02 January 2, 2009

crotch potato

similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.

Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her

Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"

by CDS the man from MD August 23, 2010