Crotch Pop 

The kernels of popcorn that fall into ones lap whilst eating popcorn.

Friend 1: Oh no, There is no more popcorn!
Friend 2: Eat the crotch pop, it's still good!

Crotch Pop by crotchpop November 16, 2009

Crotch pop 

Waggling your loosely clothed man bits in a sexualized manner, intending to arouse the opposite sex but in actuality having the opposite effect.

Crotch pop: I stripped down to my g-string and crotch-popped the sorrority sisters but they were not impressed. At all.

Crotch pop by Susan Denime November 2, 2011

Crotch Pop 

A motion in which a person (man or woman, though weird for a woman), whilst in standing stance, thrusts their crotch forward and makes a downward open hand gesture with both arms at a foots length apart, down in the the crotch as it thrusts to maximum height and gesutres to oh say 'Suck It', to anyone abound and about, purely a symbolic gesture but also know to get the females moist.... mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop

mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop

Crotch Pop by GiveMePowerMightyBlackZeus! June 16, 2022

Pop Crotch

When your thighs get unnaturally cold from holding a cold beverage between your legs.A change of bodily position and/or drink location are key in noticing this phenomenon.

After holding my soda in my lap driving to work, I got wicked pop crotch when I finally got out of my car.

Pop Crotch by Sooper Jon April 12, 2007

crotch popcorn 

Popcorn can be messy to eat. Often times it ends up everywhere. Crotch popcorn is popcorn that ends up on your crotch/pubic region. It's okay to eat your own crotch popcorn, but its almost always a faux pas to eat someone else's crotch popcorn...there are exceptions to this rule, however.

Faux pas:
(A guy grabs and eats some of your crotch popcorn. This will most often end up in the guy whose crotch was violated saying: "WTF man! You just touched my dick!")

Exception:
(A hot girl grabs and eats some popcorn which was on your crotch. This is totally alright.)

crotch popcorn by Anonymous Josh March 30, 2011

strawberry poptart crotch 

a crotch that has such a bad razor burn, then when it is shaved again, it starts to bleed. which can also be notified as a strawberry poptart crotch with red sprinkles.

this expression can be used for male and female. but for African-Americans, the term is blueberry poptart crotch. also with red sprinkles. penis & vagina

Demitrie: Dude, last night when i was taking off Ashley's Panties, I noticed she had a major strawberry poptart crotch.

Callen: Aw, man. That's nasty. Did her poptart have red sprinkles?

strawberry poptart crotch by asilanna December 5, 2009

Popcorn Crotch 

Popped kernals of corn that have landed in your crotchal region. Usually covered in butter or salt, or kettle style if thats what you prefer. mmm mmm good

Hey Aunt Sally, i see you have missed your mouth and unfortunately have got a case of popcorn crotch. Gee golly, you had better fix that before uncle john finds out.

Popcorn Crotch by Slut Sandwich July 3, 2007