Crotch Ferret 

The bulge of fat on the crotch of an obese person.

Dude, your mom needs to get rid of that crotch ferret. I bet she hasn't got any for like, 10 years.

Crotch Ferret by Masmai April 25, 2009

Cotch Ferret

A cotch ferret refers to a person (the cotcher)
a cotch ferret is a person who like many of us, feels the need to be comfortable everywhere they go, and regularly snuggles up in other peoples beds without prior invite.

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Cotch Ferret by davesspainiard January 20, 2010

Fernette Crotch 

1. A combination of a fire crotch and a brunette.

2. When a girl trys to pull off being
both a fire crotch and brunette.

Katelyn thinks she is hot shit, she aint nothing but a fernette crotch !

Fernette Crotch by thebitchyoudontmesswith April 30, 2009