Crotch Campground Share definition Flag Any extremely obvious boner that shows through one's pants and is usually embarrassing to the one who has it. Good thing I wore jeans yesterday...it would have been a crotch campground if I didn't! Crotch Campground by lil'Dizz February 8, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Crotch Campground mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch