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Crop Dust

The practice of passing gas in a crowd of people unbeknownst to them
While walking through the mall, I crop dusted the unsuspecting holiday shoppers.
by Jeff M October 20, 2003
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by Anonymous February 26, 2003
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Going in a niggas area and silently farting by him.
Imma finna crop dust that nigga Jaylon so he'll leave.
by katelynthecropduster68 February 12, 2017
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A term used by servers in a restaurant. When you have a table of assholes, you ask a co-worker if they can "crop dust " the table. As they pass by the table, and trail a nasty fart around said table. this keeps you blameless.
Dude, Will someone please crop dust table 15, the've been giving me shit all night.
by jimrim June 26, 2007
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when someone passes gas around you and then escapes as if it never happened
"Man, how you gonna crop dust me like that?"
by amy ice December 31, 2007
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Expelling gas through your ass as you stroll by an unsuspecting victim so as to render them unconcious.
Those slopes at the library were having flashbacks of Hiroshima when they received a tasty crop dust via me after I housed White Castle.
by Lamb Jeezy February 14, 2006
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Verb; the act of blowing a breezer while traveling passed one or more people. Similar to traditional crop dusting; the idea is to allow the gascious air to settle over a destination specified by the direction of travel, angle of the rear, and pressure put on the sphincter. It's a delicate yet powerful move.
Mark awoke all the sleeping people at the party when he layed a vicious crop dust over their sleeping bags. The next day they got pink eye.
by Charlie C-Mac March 24, 2010
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