crop dusted

unleashing an unbarable fart on an unsuspecting civilian

Kumar crop dusted on a kid at Blockbuster's that caused the kid to suffocate.

by Arex Troy January 14, 2008

crop dusted

The act of passing by someone having just farted.

AWW! That smelly old bastard just crop dusted me!

by cougrpncher January 20, 2011

Crop dusted

When you walk past someone and fart and then walk away, leaving them in your fart smell.

“Leonard: Guess what I did today, Brandon?
Brandon: What did you do?
Leonard: I crop dusted Joe Biden as I walked past him this morning leaving a trail of my gas for him to smell and eventually vomit. Haha.
Brandon: Ha, I bet it was really nasty smelling.
Leonard: You bet your ass it was. Haha.”

by efishies15 July 30, 2020

crop dusted

The art of over taking someone in the isle of a supermarket while dropping a fart.

I hate supermarket shopping someone is about to get crop dusted

by G Focker November 5, 2009

Crop Dusted

The act of intentionally pissing on swimmers directly behind you while swimming.

Bro Lucas was on my ass, so I crop dusted him, got piss all over him!

by SwimmerQ April 13, 2015

Crop dusted

Passing gas in the aisle of a store. Farting in an aisle with no customers present.

I had bad gas from lunch while shopping at Safeway. I crop dusted while walking past the seafood section.

by D.C. Clown June 14, 2017

Crop dusted

Somebody sprays the literal shit while near you

Liliana: John I told you not to crop dust me

John : what I'm not allowed to shit my pants sorry I Crop dusted You damm

by Themcchickenhouse101 March 8, 2018