Crispins

Those dried up and crispy little toilet paper balls that are hanging from your girls pubic hairs, from the last time she wiped after going Pee. They dry up and become crispy. Hence the word crispin.

Upon further inspection I noticed little crispins hanging from my wife's pubes. I knew that it might not be safe to go down there without her taking a shower first.

Crispins by Manchvegaseddieg March 10, 2014

Crispin Freeman

The Shawn Connery of voice acting.

Crispin Freeman has a god-like voice that can only be compared to Shawn Connery.

Crispin Freeman by substituteshinigami August 6, 2010

Connor Crispens

retard who cant even hold a fart in

"He was ripping ass all class! He's such a Connor Crispens!"

Connor Crispens by blind_squirrel March 28, 2022

crispin giles gilbert 

A boy that gets all the girls but is known as a shy and humble person. He is good at football while being at centre half and being 6ft.

There is Crispin Giles Gilbert he is very tall

crispin giles gilbert by fotbf=erfd April 23, 2021

Crispin 

thinks im stupid for telling him that i want him
But if humankind started shutting down and turned cold, what would become of us? why is the western hemisphere so obsessed with cool and cynical?

I want to date, mate and fate Crispin.

Crispin by Krkič September 17, 2019

Droppin Crispies 

1. A richly historied meta-phrase with deep roots in the annals of literature. It is said to transcend meaning. Misusing it is considered a grievous faux-pas among literary adepts.
2. Derived from the rapper-maxim "drop it like it's hot." When one "drops a crispy," they have waited too long to drop the hot object, and now they are all burned up.

Person 1: "Greetings, fellow. How fares the wind in your sails?"
Person 2: "I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon, And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on."
Person 1: "That sounds superlative. Did I mention how much I like your loafers?"
Person 2: "Sorry, could you repeat that? All I heard were roaring flames as you started Droppin Crispies. We can't be friends anymore, man."

Droppin Crispies by ElevenSecretFlavors September 25, 2010

Rice crispies 

Cold hard cash that is meant to be spent on hash.

I g'd some rice crispies from da rich cracker so I could get me more weed.

Rice crispies by CHRI s August 27, 2005