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Criminal Dick

The state of being so arroused and horny that your dick transcends the usual hard-on and morphs into a malevolent being all its own, capable of unrepentant violence, anti-social behavior, sexual assault and-- in extreme cases-- rape.

Synonyms: felonious trunk
I saw this girl last night who was so hot she gave me a case of straight up Criminal Dick.
by Randy Bloke November 14, 2015
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