Cricket Bat

n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying siblings/tax collectors/salesmen money can buy (exept perhaps alcohol). To operate: hold the bat by the thin end (or handle) and then administer a sharp blow to the head with the large flat end, repeat if necissary until your vision becomes blurred/dissapears entirely.

would you be interested in buying....oooow

by Al October 12, 2004

Cricket Bat Penetration

Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.

Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)

by Paddy V June 14, 2007

cricket bat man

someone with a broken hand

is that a cricket bat man

by guggfyeydye November 29, 2021

cricket bat snatch

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"

Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!

by eurocelt June 30, 2017

Battle Cricket

Usually a very hidious female, may be very skinny and unatractive. So much so that it looks like she has been at war with life and losing.

person 1: "Man, I cant believe that battle cricket keeps calling me, I dont even know how she got my number."

person 2: "yeah man she is a swamp donkey, ass trollop. Thats why i gave her your number instead of mine."

person 1: "Gooch Tickler!"

by pmill053 August 14, 2011

Battle cricket

Battle cricket. nasty ass girl from Battle Creek, Mi. Usually drug addicted with multiple baby daddies. Rarely if ever has her kids and is only trying to get something for free.

Lizard. "Damn bro you see that fine ass girl I was talking to?"

Slick. " Aww damn Primo, she ain't fine. That's just another Battle cricket. Better watch your shit around her ". Battle Creek

by SlicK NicK! June 29, 2017

Cricketbat

An implement to be used as a measuring device. Give a naked man a cricketbat to conseal his naked parts, and the height at which he holds the cricketbat will determine the size of the 'bat' that lies beneath.
i.e. If the bat is higher,there is less to conseal. If the bat is lower...well, lucky you.

'Billy holds his cricketbat awfully low, if you know what I mean...*raises eyebrows suggestively*'

'Aww man, I saw how high he was holding his cricketbat. I'm sorry, girl.'

by Petworth September 3, 2009