Crevier 

a rusted, metallic, mustard colored string of anal beads. In ancient Mayan society, it was used to punish treason and occasionally tame horses.

"Hey Dad should I put this on the Christmas tree?"

"No honey thats no ornament, its a crevier."

"A what?"

"An anal bead. Slut."

Crevier by T-shirt Tony February 8, 2014

Alixandre Crevier

The textbook cucking technique. Involves getting a chair, cutting a small hole on the bottom of it, and sticking the dick inside that hole. It then involves sitting in the weirdest position possible, and taking notes on how your wife is being fucked, using a red and blue pen and horrible handwriting. In order to properly be involved in this technique one must also moan and make odd noises while taking notes. Baggy pants, scarfs, cigarettes, or anything performative are recommended for this technique. Non-scholarly conversations are also frowned upon, remember to be professional while employing this cucking technique.

My friend used the Alixandre Crevier yesterday.

Alixandre Crevier by Munter_Hunter January 7, 2026

crever 

An elegant hybrid of clever and crafty (best when pronounced in a bad Chinese accent).

Girlfriend: God damn my pussy is sore, but I want to feel your hot load.
Boyfriend: Shit baby, just spit on it, we will have butt sex.
Girlfriend: Oh baby! You so crever!

crever by bedwell April 27, 2007

cravier 

The best ship ever! duh

You Two look so cute together! #Cravier_for_life

cravier by The LOOOVE DOCTORR November 16, 2018

crevidermus 

Space between knuckles.

What is that potruding from your crevidermus?

crevidermus by Guthiyum May 1, 2020