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Crestwood High School 

Crestwood is a shitty school in Mountain Top PA. Our principal doesnt do shit while our vice principal has to do absolutely everything. Theres like 3000 people that go here and i think 20 actually like going here. The food here is so bad and half the teachers arent qualified to work here. Whoever the hell makes our schedules is retarded, I shouldnt have to walk from the middle school to the high school basement for a class and only have 5 minutes to do so. And theres so many damn emo girls here its like a spreading virus, they will bark and hiss at you and play my chemical romance in their airpods.
Then you have the skinny white/mixed boys who think they gangster. They walk around saggin and act like people are scared of them and they can beat up anyone like theyre the next Muhhamad Ali.
And theres the rednecks, everybody knows that specific group of white boys who always breaks their arm on a quad or something. They always get yelled at during lunch but they cool, they all funny and better than the wanna be gang members.
The sport players, Basketball, Football, Varsity or Junior High. Theyre all favorited by the staff, and half of them act like theyre gonna get a D1 scholarship and then get picked first round in the draft.

Normal kids, the only people who go to school, dont do anything stupid or annoying, then leave. They have a circle of friends, everyone knows who they are, theyre easy to get along with. a

This school blows
A: Yo do you go to Crestwood High School?
B: Sadly

Crestwood High School 

Weak ass principal and annoying ass students. t he “popular” kids be embarassin tf outta them selves😂😂
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