Crespitation

Crespitation is when you wake up and do not want to get out of bed.

On the day of day of the exams, Jared had crespitation and did not want to get out of bed.

by VegetarianBacon February 11, 2017

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Creputation

Ones reputation based on their creps (trainers/shoes). A good shoe collection equals a good creputation.

"Looking fly brudda, your creputation is on point."

by crepman June 21, 2012

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Crespination is a creative or inventive act of lying during an argument about the existence of an product or invention and then later using the internet to prove its existence. True lack of knowledge about the existence of the object under contention is required for authentic crespination. Since the advent of cheap mobile internet devices, incidences of crespination are riskier to the reputation and have been in decline.

Crespination's dark side is known to all persons of an inventive nature. The chances of finding that something has already been invented are close to 100 percent if the inventor dares to inspect the internet.

Person 1: "It is annoying to hold that ice pack to your arm. You need an ice sleeve for that bee sting on your elbow." (Person 1 is engaging in crespination.)
Person 2: "There is no such thing as an ice sleeve." (Person 2 is correct based on the current knowledge of both parties.)
Person 1: "Yes, there is. Let's look it up when we get back to the farm." (Person 1 is aware that she lacks the facts to back up this statement but confident that the internet will back her up.)

by turkey111 April 16, 2011

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Crapitational Pull

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.

"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"

by DethRode June 7, 2016

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