The art of placing a Cadbury's Creme Egg in a woman's vagina and letting it melt. Then the man continues to have sex wth the forementioned female, and when she's 'ready' she fanny farts it out either onto the man, or onto another surface. And if he or she wishes too, they can eat it. That is Creme Egging.
For any of you sick motherfuckers that like that kinda thing. Creme Egging. You dirty fucks.
When you blind fold your boyfriend and get him slightly hard, whilst being quiet opening a creme egg and putting the two halves over each side of the penis and pushing together slowly in order to have all the creme cover the penis
Alfie was excited thinking he was getting a blowjob, once blindfolded he was tricked by getting a blowjob from a creme egg it was from that day defined as creme egging
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.