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Creepy G

An individaul who looks creepy by nature, but additionally walks and stares aimlessly into the wild blue yonder. They are often middle aged and when appraoched, they mumble to themselves about electronics and the reincarceration of Marvin Gaye.
by SgtSpratt February 4, 2010
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Creepy Gay

Creepy gay is a kind of behavior that certain gay men display. There is normal gay and even flamboyant gay, and then "Creepy Gay" takes it a whole new level. It's like a person goes out of their way to make sure people know they are gay.

Creep gay behavior includes non-stop staring, smacking lips while talking, and outrageous public descriptions of private sexual encounters.

You don't have to be a homophobe to experience the creepy gay phenomenon.
Rodney: Man, did you see that creepy gay guy out front of the bar?

Ernest: I sure did. I walked by him and he was talking about pickle smooching on his cell-phone, and then when he came into the bar he has been staring non-stop at me for the last 20 minutes even though he knows I have a wedding ring.

Rodney: It's fine to be gay, I guess. But he is creepy gay.
by Jrubadub January 26, 2011
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creepy guy @ work

This was something brought to light by Dane Cook the funniest guy in the entire world. If you ever notice when you are at a job there is always a creepy guy there. And even if you quit and go to a different job the guy is still there. And whenever he comes drifting in like lets say you are in the break room you get that feeling that there something wrong here and you need to get out like behind a vending machine or on the roof to go breakdancing. but there is a solution that Mr. Cook has come up with, you should talk to that guy and be nice to him and give him Snickers (candy) because when that day finally comes where he snaps! and comes into work with a sawwed off shotgun just killing everyone CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! then he gets to your office and whispers "thanks for the candy" you'll be happy you listened to Dane Cook.
"Marcus, the creepy guy @ work, just came in and shot everyone except Dane.
by DeanL July 24, 2006
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Creepy Guy Formula

The formula one must use when determining at what age it is socially acceptable for a male to date/marry/etc a female.

Generally stated, the guy's age divided by two, plus seven.
Cale is 26. Cale's age divided by 2 is 13, so adding 7 to that gives you 20. Thus, by the rules stated in the Creepy Guy Formula, the absolute youngest girl Cale can date is a 20 year-old.
by Vocatus May 25, 2012
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Creepy girl

A name that is used to label a female who behaves irrational (out of character) whilst in distress.
That girl is acting creepy, she's a creepy girl
by Chrissie2011 June 20, 2021
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Creepy Glider

Creepy Glider is funny haha didn’t laugh
by Deepfried February 10, 2021
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creepy ginger fuck

A gay ginger man who spends his time raiding the underwear drawers of his heterosexual friends to violently masturbate himself to the thought of them ramming their giant hard cocks up his tiny sphincter.

A violently gay ginger who likes zelda.
Person#1: Hi
Person#2: Leave me alone you creepy ginger fuck!
by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 20, 2020
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