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creepin the book

stalking people on facebook for hours on end. usually you do not know the person and you stare at their pictures and want to suddenly be friends with them. it is just a symptom of the excessive use of facebook.com
i'm creepin the book as we speak.
creepin the book by ecoch March 27, 2009

Creepin the Book

V.

to stalk a person via Facebook
guy 1: Happy birthday.
guy 2: How'd you know it was my birthday, I never told you.
guy 1: I was creepin the book
Creepin the Book by KJandrists December 9, 2008

Creepin' the Book.

Stalking known or unknown persons on Facebook for any extended amount of time.
"Man, I'm late for work, but I can't stop creepin' the book."

-"What'd you do all night?"
-"Eh, I crept the book, found some new friends"

creepin' the book 

a. using facebook as a method to find out information on a certain person.

b. stalking a person via facebook
so i was creepin' the book to find out if kyle would like to go to prom with me...

facebook stalker creeping
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026