A sexual act/act of disrespect where one ejaculates into an instrument (typically brass or woodwind), then blows said ejaculate into the face of an unsuspecting listener.
"The band director is really pissing me off today."
"Let's give that motherfucker a creampied piper. That'll teach him."
"Let's give that motherfucker a creampied piper. That'll teach him."
by nochilliam August 27, 2016
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