Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 30, 2023

bills cream

any one of greasy hair products of vain twatty types

why does tricky put so much bills cream on his sweed, he's such a snozztozzle

by forenzic September 16, 2004

Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

by CharlieRomeo September 4, 2021

Jamaican Cream Supreme

A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.

Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good ol’ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!

by Your nan and her cat February 27, 2021

Cream cake

A creampie into preferably a woman’s buttocks

I gave her pleaseure, my cream cake was superior.

by Monbernhd December 6, 2021

Cream sickle pussy fart

a drumstick sunk in a mysterious hole done by the sm0ke

That zombie was annoying so I called him/her a cream sickle pussy fart and cracked my beer

by The sm0ke September 11, 2019

stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you

"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."

by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017