Cream Turd

Whilst on all fours you ejaculate into a turd (it does not have to be your own).

Nick loves making a nice cream turd, but his knees just cant handle it at his age.

Cream Turd by Mike Huntisore April 23, 2026

Creamy turdy whirly

An act during sexual intercourse in the doggystyle position, an act committed while a girl is dropping a log at the same time as having a creampie

I got a creamy turdy whirly last night bro

Creamy turdy whirly by Mr.limerita June 29, 2016

Creamtard

Offensive slang that only applies to an individual who prefers white chocolate over dark chocolate.

Mike: Look at that creamtard eating white chocolate, even milk chocolate would be more acceptable.
Amy: Creamtard? I think the correct word is racist!

Creamtard by o pisica February 15, 2022