Cream Puff

A fat, lazy, sedentary person, who would rather sit, watch TV, and eat a bowl of cream than do anything physical.

Wow, he's such a cream puff. He's sitting on his ass eating a donut while all his friends are outside playing football.

by eldiablo247 December 2, 2010

Cream Puff

To masturbate in someone's hand while they are sleeping, and then tickle their nose.

My girlfriend pissed me off so much, i cream puffed her last night. She woke up and couldn't figure out why her face was sticky

by spazmonkey007 January 6, 2008

Cream Puff

a big nut after sex

I had a cream puff last night

by Tickygirl June 8, 2018

Cream Puff

A blonde girl that is white and creamy. Usually used to describe the girls that a socially awkward non-white guy likes.

Have you noticed how Guss acts toward his cream puffs?

by Sup3rR4nd0mC00lGuy February 8, 2017

Cream Puff

A derogatory term used against Gay men.

"Wow, Eric is so gay, he's legit a cream puff"

by Andie.vs October 22, 2022

Cream-puff

An overly sensitive male that doesn’t hold back any feelings or emotions. Tends to fall in love quickly and is often quit clingy.

"I broke up with him yesterday and he cried like a baby. Man, he is such a cream-puff !

by Milenda February 5, 2010

cream puff

A nickname used by a hot lesbian vampire for a cute, dorky girl.

Carmilla looked at Laura with her seduction eyes and said, "Buckle up, cream puff."

by absolute-garbage August 6, 2015