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Crazy Fingers

Refering to a teenager who likes to finger her self
kid 1- Hey man i saw jessica yesterday
kid 2- Oh yeah
Kid 1- Yeah i walked into her house and she was siting there drilling herself
kid 2- Wow no way
kid 1- She deifintly crazy fingers
Crazy Fingers by Jaylen95 August 12, 2009

Crazy Finger Beams 

Crazy Finger Beams are quite simply crazy laser beams you shoot from your finger to destroy mostly annoying Firefox ads, anything named Firefox or a varient of it, and the browser Fireox itself. The orignal user of this was Freeza from Dragon Ball Z but he used it to blow up some black haired monkies and failed.
You: *Browsing the web*

Computer: "You must use Firefox to view this page. Firefox is completely customizable wi-"

You: ... CRAZY FINGER BEAM *shoots Crazy Finger Beams from fingers to blow up the ad and enter the site*

Computer: *displays site*
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