Crazy Daisy

A Crazy Daisy is a joke that a couple plays after having anal sex when semen is ejaculated into the rectum and then forcefully propelled by flatulence (See: Cum Fart) onto a sleeping victim's face.

"Dude I cummed in Julie's ass last night at the party and got her to Crazy Daisy Josh so she went out into the living room and cum farted it all over Josh's face! It was fucking hilarious!"

Crazy Daisy by allcolorado May 18, 2009

Crazy Daisy

The sexual act of standing or laying next to a partner, and flailing your dick in quick frantic circular motions while pissing or cumming. The act will simulate the 1990's summer hose spraying toy "Crazy Daisy," and will leave your partner sufficiently drenched in your fluids.

I was horny, and I had to take a piss, so rather than go downstairs to the bathroom, I just gave Christi the ole' Crazy Daisy.

Crazy Daisy by ConfederateFlorida June 22, 2008

Crazy Daisy

A third person added to a current relationship for sexual gratification, strictly during the summer months.

"Babe, summer is finally here! Time to find us a crazy daisy now that we're all vaxxed up and ready to mingle"

Crazy Daisy by Missusfromshrek June 7, 2021

Crazy Daisy

A male who spontaneously and uncontrollably begins ejaculating, resulting in mass panic and hysteria...of a comedic persuasion depending on the circumstances.

Sean was dancing with a girl and then went off like a Crazy Daisy! It was hilarious!

Crazy Daisy by Yes Maybe May 23, 2007

Daisy Crazy 

A level of brash, irrational, often violent insanity that can be used to differentiate from regular crazy.

Person one: "I heard that party you went to last night was crazy."
Person two: "No, dude. It was Daisy Crazy."
Person Three: "Oh no, did anyone get hurt?"

Daisy Crazy by Skellybat July 7, 2018