Craptical Illusion 

The moment when you think you smell a fart, but nobody actually farted.

Your standing with a buddy and suddenly smell what you think is a fart so you say "Hey man, something smells like shit. Did you just blow ass?" And he says "Na man, you must be having a Craptical Illusion!"

Craptical Illusion by Fart Wayne May 26, 2016

Craptical illusion 

When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.

"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."

Craptical illusion by OhDoktor May 31, 2013

coptical illusion 

When a car first appears to be an unmarked cop car, but in the end turns out to be some old guy driving a Lincoln town car

"Dude buckle up, there's a po po up there!"

"Nah man, don't worry thats just a coptical illusion."

coptical illusion by The fizzisict June 18, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022