Crap of Shame Share definition Flag A bowel movement on an exposed toilet with no stall. Typically perfomed by men at sporting events or in jail. Doug shit his pants rather than take the Crap of Shame at a football game with his pals. Crap of Shame by BigPmpn April 29, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Crap of Shame mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch