crankypated

(adj)

To be cranky and constipated.

Person 1: "Sorry about that, I'm just feeling crankypated today.."

Person 2: "Today? You're always full of shit!"

by KungFuLambda January 6, 2022

Crankypated

A bad mood related to a sluggish gut 🤤

“I’m so crankypated I could shit my insides out”

by fligugigu January 18, 2022

cranky pated

A bad mood

She was cranky pated today.

by Vegans May 13, 2021

Crankipated

Cranky from the stummy being constipated.

She's being a bitch cause she's crankipated.

by HarleyQueenV April 18, 2022