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crackpod 

Referring to the addictive nature of the iPod.
Once you have an iPod, you will wear it around your arm, hold it in your hand, or keep in in your pocket - never letting go of your music again. If you misplace the Crackpod, you will probably be freaking out until you find it again.

Some quotes:
"Have you seen my Crackpod? This can't be happening"

"I just got this cool orange armband that really secures my Crackpod when running down hills"
crackpod by Liquid Spirit May 28, 2006
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crackpot theory 

a statement or idea (not necessarily presented by a crackhead) that is extremely extensive in nature and ridiculous in realilty.
often preceeded by: "i believe", or "don't you think", or "whould it be a good idea to...."
(often presented under the influence of drugs)
person1: the free masons rule the world
person2: thats a crackpot theory if i ever hurd one before

crackpot 

That girl comes up with so many crackpot ideas.
crackpot by Light Joker October 18, 2004

crackpot 

he is a crackpot
crackpot by Mark March 23, 2004

Crackpot 

A crazy person, with insane thoughts or ideas
The guy over there is a crackpot,
Kyle ost
Crackpot by Dante the Great February 11, 2015

Crackodon 

A young child under the age of 6 that wakes up at the crack of dawn demanding to be fed and entertained, especially on weekends and holidays.
After working hard all day yesterday, I was looking forward to sleeping in this morning. Alas, it was not to be; I was awaken at 6:15 by a crackodon demanding breakfast.
Crackodon by Kandi Taylor March 23, 2008

Crackpottery

The words and/or actions of a loony person, a crackpot.
In her latest display of crackpottery, she says she wants to build a house made of toothpicks.
Crackpottery by Flurgewhipple October 3, 2017