Cracker test

n.
1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.
2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?

Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?
Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.
Girl 1: What do you mean?
Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

Cracker test by LGJP August 3, 2006

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crackeriest

To be the whitest person that you know. to be so whit that you say purchase instead of buy. If your the crackeriest person you know you might be nicknamed powder, saltine, whitey,salt,sugar or anything else that might be white.

(justin teachout)-Are you guys gonna purchase those or what?

Justin Teachout is the crackeriest person i know

crackeriest by brook kirk August 21, 2006

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crackertastic

insanely bitch ass mother fuckin ass balls amazingly white and not black

POOOOOOOOOP

holy shit donald trump is crackerlackin

crackertastic by John Dake January 5, 2005

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Crackerfest

When a bunch of racist ass white people gather in a group and socialize.

Guy 1: look at all those ignorant crackers jist standing there.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's a real crackerfest. Let's not go over there.

Niggerfest
Dumbass
Racist
Bitchass
FuckRacists

Crackerfest by TayDub August 11, 2016

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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