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Cracker God 

The whitest man alive , controls anything white, the more he tans in the sun the whiter he gets.
that guy is such a cracker god
Cracker God by cheek clapper 69 December 18, 2018

The Cracker Game 

A competative jerk circle in which a group of guys stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. The last person to let out their load on the cracker has to eat it.
After loosing the cracker game Bobby ate the soggy cracker.
The Cracker Game by Bobby the Jap August 17, 2006

whole wheat cracker girl 

A partially white girl associated with cracker boys and chocolate chips
"You're such a cracker girl!"
"Nah, I'm a whole wheat cracker girl."
whole wheat cracker girl by kimhwe September 10, 2012

Cracker Game

When a large group of male Homo sapiens gathers around a cracker. The objective of the game is to cum on the cracker. The last individual to cum on the cracker must eat it while the others watch.
Chris V, Lachlan R, James M and Dylan B are playing the cracker game after the penis inspection.

cracker gap 

When a white person has 3 sisters and the 2 little ones are hot
Wow Anthony might just have to pull a cracker gap
cracker gap by Kyleclark April 12, 2020

animal cracker game 

An old game that involves eating an animal cracker (sometimes the frosted kind) off of any part of another person's unclothed body. Usually played in a small group, but I doubt anyone plays this game anymore. It was basically a cheap way at getting intimate with other people.
1. Sheryl and John played the animal cracker game after school... I guess they can't afford canned whipped cream.

2. Jessica was in a group that played the animal cracker game Saturday night, what a whore!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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