by Smittywerbermansjenson May 27, 2017
A practical joke designed for one-person public restrooms. You bring a rubber glove as it will get messy, making sure you ate some spicy mexican food or other natural laxative beforehand. After properly applying the glove on your hand, shit in the toilet and pick it up smearing it on the door handle inside the bathroom, sink faucet, toilet paper, and paper towel dispenser. Be careful to keep the toilet clean as if you leave it dirty the prey will not take the bait of a clean, unharmed toilet. Doing this will ensure that the person can't get out of the restroom without touching shit in some way, unless he calls for help.
Oh shit! I just got hit with a crab trap! It's just like the method those people use on discovery channel.
by BALLS 3000 January 09, 2007
Another name for a road that takes you off a highway with seemingly no way to get back on. They always drop you off in the worst of neighborhoods and give cause for you to fear for your life. Similar to how a crab trap lets crabs in, but they can't get out.
Person 1: Whoa I thought I was going to die today after I pulled off onto a crab trap that led me into East St. Louis. I'm surprised im still alive!
Person 2: I was going to go to the mall today but I made a wrong turn onto a crab trap. Took me 30 minutes to find a route back onto the highway!
Person 2: I was going to go to the mall today but I made a wrong turn onto a crab trap. Took me 30 minutes to find a route back onto the highway!
by Anonymous::: January 20, 2010
by Not a crab trap June 04, 2008
by SRJmama November 28, 2006
In an argument, when a person takes the side of another person thus resulting in a 2 on 1 argument. In this situation an outside body may interrupt the argument and say, "Well it looks like we have ourselves a good ol' Alaskan Crab Trap!"
by JayPinda June 08, 2012
A sexual act preformed between a man and a woman. The woman must first start by penetrating her vagina with a monstrously large dildo, stretching out the inside of the vagina. After the dildo stretches the hole to the desired diameter, the man puts his penis inside the stretched vagina. The male partner next inserts his fist into the vagina alongside his penis, filling the empty space left inside the vagina.
by Conk01 January 03, 2021