Crab Juice

A fictitious drink used to denote the lesser of two evils. Originally featured in the episode "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson", Homer was offered Mountain Dew or Crab Juice. After thoroughly detesting the Mountain Dew, Homer selected the Crab Juice (a flavor most would find detestable).

Brian: Would you rather use MS Office (and support Gate's economic control of the world) or struggle through Open Office to type your paper?
Kelly: I'll take the crab juice. Office seems easier.

by xenoranger December 14, 2010

Crab Juice

The tasty alternative to mountain dew, best taken with a side of koucalash

id like some crab juice with a side order of kouckalash, not mountain dew please.

by R Diddy August 28, 2003

Crab Juice

A very talented if not best pre-uor Ultima Online PvPer. Also infamous for his manipulation and numerous amount of scams. Well known in Counter-Strike for being on CAL-Invite team Rival.

Crab Juice tought me how to PvP for 300k

by chanky October 10, 2005

crab juice

an alternative name for Pepsi

Fuck, all we have left is crab juice!

by Bloodflame August 6, 2004

the crab has juice.

To be fashionable or stylish, to be full of swag; impressively smart-dressed. Most commonly used when someone has new garments or shows up dressing formal.

Look at this man's jacket: the crab has juice.

by Ervaela January 9, 2015

juicy crab

When you go down on a girl and its super wet and you see little creatures moving.

Well I went down on her and she was wet and something was crawling on my face man must of been some juicy crabs!

by Redsbeard March 26, 2021

Juicy Crab

While eating ass, taking the index and middle fingers of the hands and pinching a testicle in each (reaching around the torso to do so).

He's got some bruises from that Juicy Crab last night.

by Philliam Fucksworthy October 1, 2022