Cow Lips Share definition Flag The mass quantity of labia, or "lips", on the vagina. Normally resemble that of the lips of a cow. She pulled down her pants and all i saw were a set of cow lips. I couldn't see anything. Cow Lips by Hookielao January 8, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Cow Lips mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch