“Sorry, we have no appointments available for your sick pet for approximately 2 1/2 weeks. But, we would be glad to see him in 2 days at an emergency visit for an additional $100.00.”
Gee whiz, my Vet is a major Covidportunist!!
My buddy Scooter, the covidportunist he is, was able to buy a brand new car during the Coronovirus outbreak while being unemployed from his part time minimum wage job!!”
When Chinese at their annual family reunion dinner held before or during the Lunar New Year of the Ox are banned from screaming auspicious or superstitious phrases at each other to minimize the odds of corona infection, but are encouraged to play pre-recorded good-luck or prosperity messages instead.
In the Year of the Covidox, dozens of diners had their non-Chinese neighbors report them to the police for noise pollution, and for failing to wear a mask while broadcasting their deafening auspicious greetings.