covid heater

Knowing somebody has covid but willing to contract the disease to have intercourse.

She tested positive but that isn’t stopping me pulling a covid heater.

by Johnny slang December 16, 2021

COVID-20

(noun) Updated form of COVID-19 in 2020.

“COVID-19 is so last year, COVID-20 is the new virus.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

Covid 20

The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic

I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work

by The Lady Rowan May 20, 2020

Safe and Versatile, COVID style

A sexual act (Typically Straight Sex), similar to basic regular sex, but the 2 partners wear masks and special gloves.
The two may do things as usual or different. Some people may retain performing oral sex such as kissing or licking, while others may not.
While the two wear masks and gloves, one person may lower his/her mask down below the chin in order to perform oral sex, or the person may keep his/her mask on and not perform oral sex.
Another person would probably not wear gloves, but would wear a mask, and either lower it down below the chin or not

She said she has tried Safe and Versatile, COVID style before

by PK1611 August 28, 2022

covidation

v. The envelopment of a country, business, school etc by the viruses, rules or miasma of Covid-19.

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We are tired of the covidation affecting us all. So tired.

by gnostic3 April 30, 2021

Presidential Covid

When someone claims to have covid-19 yet does not reveal much information on their exact physical condition. They are only ill for a few days and then claim to be back to normal which makes one question if they had the virus at all.

Chad called in sick Monday and said he had coronavirus. By Wednesday he was out drinking with the guys again. He had presidential covid.

by Randi Newton October 12, 2020

covid 21

that awkward moment when your cousin accidentally gives you multiple STDS and also ligma lol

mom: hi sweetie
me: my cousin jason just gave me a billion diseases and stds

mom: what does ligma mean
me: ligma balls lol
mom: oh okay have fun at chuck e cheez

me: who
mom: what
me: who asked lol
mom: im gonna put you up for adoption
me: *looks for who asked*
mom: sweetie you just got tested positive for covid 21
me: ok lol

by mypussaytasteslikepepsicola July 15, 2021