Cousin Larry 

Another name for Coors Light, a decent beer to drink if you are planning on drinking a dozen or more beers in one night.

1. Barkeep, I'll have three Cousin Larrys please.

2. Consider this exchange:
Dude 1: "You want a Sam Adam's?"
Dude 2: "No thanks, I feel like tonight may flash, make it a Cousin Larry! Hell, make it two!"

Cousin Larry by NDFitz May 1, 2006

Cousin Larry 

the one person no-one remembers but still shows up to the family reunion anyway

Ok kids you see cousin larry? STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM

Cousin Larry by your boi guzma March 29, 2017

Cousin Larry 

The act of ignoring important and valid warnings, just as Cousin Larry always ignored Balki Bartokomous' warnings on the TV series Perfect Strangers.

"Cousin Larry, there's a lion behind you!"

"Balki, I don't have time for your nonsense. I'm very busy doing important things. Don't interrupt me."

Cousin Larry by PerfectStrangers4EVA February 15, 2017