Cousin Larry

Another name for Coors Light, a decent beer to drink if you are planning on drinking a dozen or more beers in one night.

1. Barkeep, I'll have three Cousin Larrys please.

2. Consider this exchange:
Dude 1: "You want a Sam Adam's?"
Dude 2: "No thanks, I feel like tonight may flash, make it a Cousin Larry! Hell, make it two!"

Cousin Larry by NDFitz May 1, 2006

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Cousin Larry

the one person no-one remembers but still shows up to the family reunion anyway

Ok kids you see cousin larry? STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM

Cousin Larry by your boi guzma March 29, 2017

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Cousin Larry • cousin • cousin fucker • Cousin-in-law • cousin it • cousin kisser • Cousin Skeeter • Cousin Eddie • Cousin Squared • Cousin Derp

Cousin Larry

The act of ignoring important and valid warnings, just as Cousin Larry always ignored Balki Bartokomous' warnings on the TV series Perfect Strangers.

"Cousin Larry, there's a lion behind you!"

"Balki, I don't have time for your nonsense. I'm very busy doing important things. Don't interrupt me."

Cousin Larry by PerfectStrangers4EVA February 15, 2017

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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