Cousin Larry

Another name for Coors Light, a decent beer to drink if you are planning on drinking a dozen or more beers in one night.

1. Barkeep, I'll have three Cousin Larrys please.

2. Consider this exchange:
Dude 1: "You want a Sam Adam's?"
Dude 2: "No thanks, I feel like tonight may flash, make it a Cousin Larry! Hell, make it two!"

Cousin Larry by NDFitz May 1, 2006

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Cousin Larry

the one person no-one remembers but still shows up to the family reunion anyway

Ok kids you see cousin larry? STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM

Cousin Larry by your boi guzma March 29, 2017

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Related Words

Cousin Larry • cousin • cousin fucker • Cousin-in-law • cousin it • cousin kisser • Cousin Skeeter • Cousin Eddie • Cousin Squared • Cousin Derp

Cousin Larry

The act of ignoring important and valid warnings, just as Cousin Larry always ignored Balki Bartokomous' warnings on the TV series Perfect Strangers.

"Cousin Larry, there's a lion behind you!"

"Balki, I don't have time for your nonsense. I'm very busy doing important things. Don't interrupt me."

Cousin Larry by PerfectStrangers4EVA February 15, 2017

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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schmegegge

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

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