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Starved Rock Country 

The name of general marketing strategy geared toward the disassociation of Private Businesses, Public Works, and Local events/areas of some historical importance from the more well known regional title “The Illinois Valley” or “The IV” to its aforementioned name. Stemming from its association in some objective proximity with Starved Rock State Park. Said strategy noted to be very unfavorable with locals, promoted mostly by ineffectual business owners and small town pseudo-celebrities on social media platforms.
“Hey I can’t find Starved Rock Country on map, are you sure that’s what it’s called?”

Country vanilla crotch rocket 

The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick
Dude I was with this chick the other night and turned her into a country vanilla crotch rocket.

Rockdale County Sandwich 

When three dudes fill one chick's three holes (ass, vag, and mouth) with their cocks.
"vahey, goose, and OD ran the Rockdale COunty Sandwich on 'Big Katie' - and she loved it.

Rockbridge County High School 

just like any other school, it is a drag to go to but it's the only place to see your friends and hang out because Lexington has nothing else to offer for kids our age during the school season.

also run by a menopausal, crazy bitch.
chick one -- school sucks
chick two -- yea lets leave and get stoned


dude one -- i go to rockbridge county high school
dude two -- i'm sorry.

Rockland County 

a county near westchester and nyc.
contrary to what people from westchester like to tell themselves to make themselves feel better, the average income of Rockland County residents is higher then the income of Westcheser County residents. (you can look this up on an oficial website if you dont bleive this)
like every county, rockland has some very nice and upper class areas, and some not as nice areas.
Rockland County is a newer Westchester with less ghetto and guido areas
Rockland County by RYAN IS COOL January 3, 2007

Rockingham County 

Nestled among the Blue Ridge mountains, this Virginia county is overtaken by white trash redneck families, cracked out townies and drunken JMU college students. If you find yourself in a school district where a high school has "drive your tractor to school day"... and people participate in it, you're probably in Rockingham county. The constant smell of chicken farms and cow crap linger in the air and 3 flakes of snow constitute Snow Day. Hunting education is mandatory middle school P.E. education and school absences on big hunting days are excused. Field parties, a must. Local hangouts include Sheetz with seats and McDonalds (tricked out cars only, please.)
Philly visitor "Why are all the guys in your high school wearing army clothes?"
Myself "Oh, hunting gear. Yeah that's a daily fashion here."