country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Country Mile 

When walking the mile it can seem long and uneventful due to there being a lack of landmarks and people along the road to talk to or see. Thus it seems to take forever because it's a stretch of monotonous scenery.

"That boy walked a country mile to see you, he must really like you!"

Country Mile by LionNessa June 21, 2016

Country Mile 

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.

Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”

Country Mile by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023

Country Mile 

A country mile is the longest distance someone is willing to walk.

This saying originated in the Australian outback, where until the late 1970s cars were few and the distance between one town and the next was several, or possibly hundreds of miles away. If you didn't have a car, or even a horse, you'd have to walk to wherever you wanted to go.

Bill: "hand me the remote will ya John?"
John:"ugh, it's a country mile away! Besides I just sat down."

Country Mile by Jurielectric April 20, 2021

Country Mile 

A very long distance - Mainly said in Essex

Omg i'm from Essex, that dude ran a country mile dude!

Country Mile by SomeoneWhoIsDefinatelyNotScott December 1, 2004

Hot country mile 

When you fuck a girl in the ass using creamy sausage gravy as lube

I had leftover biscuits and gravy from Cracker Barrel, so I gave my girl a hot country mile.

Hot country mile by Ecksdee.info September 3, 2018

Countryfile 

Someone who has sex with underaged fields.

1: I just watched countryfile on the Internet.
2: Dude that is sick.

Countryfile by benxben November 17, 2010