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Definitions by Martin_Stoyanov

Country Mile 

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.
Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”
Country Mile by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023