Country Clublican
All fat rich white Republicans that frequent country clubs.
These doughy, nuckle bumpin', baby boomers are able to acquire wealth while golfing-- all the while neglecting their families and the environment, treating anyone different from them with a special dose of smug contempt and smarmy sarcasm, and putting quantity ahead of quality in all that they do.
When not golfing, Country Cublicans can often be found smoking a cigar, while accumulating things in a suburban mall. They are especially skilled at making wife jokes while oggling teenage girls.
These doughy, nuckle bumpin', baby boomers are able to acquire wealth while golfing-- all the while neglecting their families and the environment, treating anyone different from them with a special dose of smug contempt and smarmy sarcasm, and putting quantity ahead of quality in all that they do.
When not golfing, Country Cublicans can often be found smoking a cigar, while accumulating things in a suburban mall. They are especially skilled at making wife jokes while oggling teenage girls.
Country Clublican by MeanJoeGreen May 4, 2009
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